You're not sure why you're still friends with them. Heck, maybe that is why you're still friends with them.
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That was an evil smile. The way he’s looking up and around and he has that dastardly smile like he really wants jello pudding.
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This is why I don't let other people plan things.
- Me: Hey, I completely spaced? Can you pick up some soda for everyone?
- Him: What does everyone like?
- Me: Dunno, just grab something basic like Coke or Pepsi.
- Him: Nope. I'm going to get 6 cases of Birch Beer.
Just leave me alone with the leather gloves. If you touch me again with the leather gloves I will get very sad.
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I think that Gambit is the most suggestive X-Man. After Storm, Wolverine, and The Hulk.
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No, you don’t fucking understand. Being immortal doesn’t mean you get to live forever.
You know your friend’s insane when…..
1. He introduces himself as ‘Theo’ to everyone he meets. Not because his name is Theodore, but because he really loves The Cosby Show.
(I think I may do one of these every Saturday. Also, why was did they call it The Cosby Show and then make the family’s last name Huxtable?)
2:00am in the middle of winter……
For some reason a bunch of us were hanging out. We were hanging out at our one friends house, the crazy guy. Now, there wasn’t much to do at such a time. So, we figured, “Hey. Let’s go wander around!”
This was not the best idea. For you see, it was winter and although it had not snowed, it was cold.
So we’re outside, just kind of chilling (pun intended!) and John (not his real name) says, “I just remembered. They’re doing a bunch of construction behind my house. I think they’re making a development or something. We should walk around there.”
And despite this being a terrible thing to do in pitch black night in the middle of winter, we do.
We wander around for quite some time until everyone, save our brave leader, is frozen.
One of the group was about to suggest that we go back, but right before that, John’s head perks up. It was a situation reminiscent of when you wave bacon in front of a dog. He says, “I heard a scream.” and then bolts into the woods.
Leaving the rest of us cold.
And lost.
And confused.
At two in the morning.
Twenty minutes later he returns saying that he couldn’t find the source of the noise and that meant that it was a ghost.
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I don’t think I could ever have sex with Brad Pitt. I feel like we have too much in common.
